Luxury can be defined as buying something you don’t need, or, in this case, buying something no-one would need. But, I understand this latest don’t-need from Japan is flying out the door.

A Swarovski Crystal-studded USB Memory card necklace. Yes, you heard right. Just when you thought you had bought all the little toys you thought you would never want, another one comes along. Considerably less expensive than the Swarovski-studded toilet we featured recently, and presumably smaller, these run from around $140-$180. And according to the ad, *extra best swarovski stones are used fully.

For you, and your girlfriend. Talk about sexist…… But if you just have to have one, they are available from strapya-world.com.