July 18, 2008

Your Mama Realestalker’s Celebrity Real Estate blogger is Broke or doesn’t know what Pornography is

First thing I have to say - we like the realestalker blog. In fact we love Your Mama’s wit and ability to dish the celebrity real estate dirt. We love it so much, we decided to help Mama pay the mortgage by advertising on her blog. This is her request for advertising income:

Like all bloggers, Your Mama would like some compensation for all our damn time bringing the children all this good real estate pornography.

But what Your Mama doesn’t seem to realize is that there is another kind of pornography out there. A completely different sort of pornography to the sort of pornography she dispenses daily. So when we discovered our advertisement with a porn advertisement straddling it like a……. Well, we don’t need to go there. :D

Real Estate Pornography Ad

Suffice to say we do not wish to be associated with that sort of pornography, thank you. Our ad needs taking down immediately please Mama. We have already written to your server and asked for it to be removed. Now, I have nothing against the other sort of pornography, we just don’t want our blog anywhere near that other sort.

I accept that it may come as a bit of a shock to Your Mama to discover that there is more than one sort of porn, in which case I apologize for ruining your innocence Mama. Cover your eyes when you visit that site :D

Either that or Your Mama is broke and will take whatever ads come her way, in which case feel free to pop over and spend some money on advertising on her blog. We would hate to see her go.

Real Estate Pornography

Either way - we would like our advertisement removed ASAP

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July 18, 2008

None @ 7:51 am

Okay, You suck. Mama’s blog is waaaaay better than yours and I only read yours because it was advertised there. Never again tho!

Carl Evans @ 8:51 am

Wow. I love the comment at 7:51 by None. They say this blog “sucks” (real classy). But yet, they clicked on this blog’s ad, came to this post, and then left a comment. I’d politely say you need to get a clue…seriously…

Mark Knowles @ 9:27 am

LOL

None - Like I said, I have nothing against Mama - We love her stuff. We just don’t want anywhere near a porn site :)

You can’t please all the people all the time. :)

Carl - too true.

Reel Doozy @ 6:08 pm

Wow, wouldn’t good taste dictate a private email to mama before putting such an outrageous statement on your article header?
Unfortunately, I’ve seen enough of these publicity stunts before. Your distinctively inferior attempt defines you. So sorry it didn’t work out.

Mama's Boy @ 7:07 pm

Looks like Mama took the porn ad down. As you publicly berated her, could you publicly thank her for removing it?

Becky Scott @ 9:07 pm

It was an error. Mama has taken care of it.

Jerry Gomez @ 9:18 pm

That’s good to know it was an error. I couldn’t ever imagine someone as cool as Mama doing something like that on her blog…especially to a legit advertiser like the Luxury Property Blog.

However, error or not…

Reel Doozy - wouldn’t good taste dictate not putting up a porn ad in the first place?

Mama’s Boy - wouldn’t it be tough to thank someone for correcting something that never should have been done in the first place?

Reel Doozy @ 10:17 pm

If you think that fully clothed motion picture actors are porn you probably should be in a Scientologist commune, or an Amish community in Pennsylvania.
That said, if you go to Mark Knowles’ personal blog, accessible on this website, you will get really good porn for free.
Further, Mark is likely breaching copyright law in posting this much information from mama’s website to further his claim.
“Fair” exceptions to the exclusivity of her intellectual copyright have been arguably exceeded.
Unfortunately, I have much too much experience with the abuse of creative works, and trespass of intellectual property.
If Mark doesn’t take down his claim, he is probably leaving himself open to a costly resolution. But I don’t speak for mama, so I could be just blowing smoke, as they say.

Mark Knowles @ 11:41 pm

Real Doozy, you obviously have a different understanding of what is pornography than I do. You also have a “interesting” understanding of what the word “claim” means.

I claimed that there was a porn advertisement straddling our own advertisement. I have proof right here in this post. If you would care to stop by and explain how that “arguably exceeds her intellectual copyright,” I am all ears.

Becky, Jerry and Mama’s boy - yes it would seem to have been a mistake. I am sure Mama is very happy we pointed it out to her. And I will thank her for fixing the problem.

July 19, 2008

Joe @ 5:57 am

Mark,
This was tasteless on your part, you simply needed to direct Mama’s attention to it via private e-mail. You dissing her to her many loyal and loving fans does nothing but debase you. I call this number 1. Unprofessional 2. Childish 3. Tasteless I did venture over to your site from Mama’s because I do enjoy this type of read but now I see that you are not even pleasant to someone who obviously gave you the idea to start your own blog. Nothing like shooting yourself in the foot. I for one as many of The Realestalkers fans will no longer be visiting your site.
I believe at this stage you owe a sincere apology to Mama.

Mark Knowles @ 6:12 am

Joe -

We did not get the idea for this blog from Mama :)

I have said I like Mama’s blog a lot.

The simple fact is that our ad was placed directly next to a pornography advertisement and we do not wish to be associated with that sort of pornography. That is tasteless.

I am not sure what you mean by dissing her. I don’t consider this to be dissing. I am sorry you feel that way and will not be returning, but I am not sure I owe anyone an apology for asking that my advertisement be removed from next to porn.

You do have a point that I could have done it in private, but I chose to do it this way in the hope that a potential advertiser would see her request for advertisers and offer some quality advertising - if you had read this post you would see that I suggest exactly that. I want to see Mama sucessful and continue the way she has been, because she is one of my favorite bloggers.

Why don’t you advertise on her blog instead? I am sure you work for a reputable company that would be interested.

None @ 9:26 am

Mark,

You’re an idiot. Clearly if you were the worlds “foremost expert” as you claim on luxury real estate you’d be doing something alot more “productive” shall we say with your time than writting a blog.

You have no taste, and should be struck down dead.

No body cares when you’re “at a conference” Cuz this blog is a joke

Mark Knowles @ 9:34 am

:D

Thanks for the input None - but if you had taken the trouble to read that post about the conference, you would have discovered that it is by the writer who writes the celebrity property category, Becky Scott - which I hasten to add is not me.

And are you the same None that stopped by earlier, or should I refer to you as None number two?

Mini None? :)

It helps me out to know who is insulting me - makes me feel all tingly when they come back for a second go.

mizz.fairness @ 11:54 am

I followed Our Mama’s realestalker.com link provided by a commenter to your URL, blog.luxuryproperty.com because I wanted to read about the unfortunate advertising mix up. How it happened remains unclear. In fairness, I feel the benefit of doubt should have prevailed in the short term.

You are an extremely informative and well versed expert in your fields of interest. However, your recent missive strikes me as inappropriate, not to mention highly unprofessional. It is my impression that going public on this issue was a sad error in judgement. You provided no benefit of a reasonable waiting period for Our Mama to receive and resolve your concern. In addition, you abused a the polite position of Mama accolades to mask a series of caddy slams. I remind you, Our Mama is fair, funny, more clever than you on your best day – and hugely successful. I remain astounded that Mama even agreed to accept your ad; so closely tied to her core demographic and substantial page visits. You were very fortunate to get a foot in her profitable door, and now you repay it with a public flogging. That’s just not right.

I am impressed by your blog’s branding tag aka advertising hook: THE MOST-VIEWED LUXURY REAL ESTATE BLOG IN THE WORLD. Your blog, which you claim ownership of, provides a direct link to a dedicated advertising rate card, complete with sales copy reinforcing this blog’s value-added audience attributes within the luxury marketing professionals sector. Congrats on this huge and impressive ranking accomplishment.

As a card carrying member of the American Marketing Association and advertising associations, with a career ethically representing major brands, my interest is piqued by your industry standing from an integrity perspective.

1. How do you measure your hits?

2. Please provide page visit rankings (matrix) including competitive sites you are ranking within and methodology EXCLUSIVELY for BLOG.LUXURYPROPERTY. Please do not incorporate ANY date from non-blog-related associated sites, specifically LUXURYPROPERTY.COM, or others not cited but implied.

2. Please provide definitive category descriptions for the blog categoties you are ranking within for BLOG.LUXURYPROPERTY.COM’s leadership rank. Please do not cloud with extraneous site visits.

3. Please provide all of the above for pre- and post-realestalker.com advertising activity.

In closing, the FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION (FTC) is very specific about an advertiser’s expressed claim, for example, THE MOST-VIEWED LUXURY REAL ESTATE BLOG IN THE WORLD. The FTC also mandates objective evidence analyzed by a reliable interpreting third party.

I look forward to your reply.

Ed from Westwood @ 12:42 pm

Mark we all hate you. Eat shit and die.

BigdaddyJ @ 3:20 pm

Mark,

As a long time reader and commenter on Mama’s site, I’d like to start off by saying first that I didn’t even notice the porno add. Come to think of it, I never noticed your ad, either, when it was posted on Mama’s website, because I (like probably most people) have learned to tune out most internet advertising anyway.

However, I read Mama’s post today, then had to google “Luxury Property Blog” to find your blog (which I’ve never been to before now), to get the full story.

You should be ashamed. You handled that in completely rude, disrespectful, and unprofessional manner. Some professional courtesy should have been extended at the very least before choosing to trash Mama publicly like that.

Quite frankly, I’m more offended by what you did than I would have ever been by the ad that appeared next to yours on Mama’s site, had I even seen it!

Now, as a result of your arrogance and rudeness, I have been here today and will never return again, no matter how much you apologize or advertise on Mama’s website again. Ironically, if you’d kept your big yap shut, maybe I would’ve eventually have discovered your site on my own or through the ads over at the Realestalker. I definitely won’t be back now!

Mark Knowles @ 4:25 pm

BigdaddyJ,

Sorry you do not notice the advertisements on Mama’s blog. Shame on you. That is how she pays the bills. If you had seen the porn on the ad, perhaps you would have been offended, I don’t know. I can hardly wait for you to not come back. You are an advertisers and bloggers dream. :D

This is the last I want to say on this:

http://blog.luxuryproperty.com/category/for-enthusiasts/luxury-properties/celebrity-property/

Rex @ 4:47 pm

Mark

What are you trying to suggest by stating that “advertising is how Mama pays the bills?” We all have to work and generate income. Even those in the luxury real estate business.

Your relentless comments about Mama’s bills, and your attempts at being Mama’s ad agent, are condescending at the very least.

Lastly, had Mama not posted a comment about this episode I would have never heard of your site. Now that I have, you should thank Mama for this temporary boost in traffic to your site.

Rex

Mark Knowles @ 5:08 pm

Rex - How do you think Mama pays the bills?

How do you think any of us pay the bills? Me included.

I welcome the extra traffic. You think that pays the bills? :D

Ed from Westwood @ 6:29 pm

I’ll say it again…. Eat shit and die.

July 20, 2008

lil' gay boy @ 1:04 am

A bigger man would have not stooped to a left-handed apology; a straightforward (so to speak) “I jumped the gun” would have demonstrated more class.

And before you get all snarky with your standard reply, “did you buy an ad?”, YES, my company does support Mama’s site, links to it from ours, AND quotes her often.

You had a chance to be a bigger man about this misunderstanding but blew it - royally.

Mark Knowles @ 1:23 am

Ed - You have a way with words.

l’il gay boy -

My company also supports Mama’s site, links to it from ours and quotes her often.

I have done so right here on this post which has upset you so much.

We also put some money in her pocket.

But you are beginning to persuade me that my biggest mistake was advertising there in the first place.

Mama's child #568 @ 1:53 am

No, I think Mama’s biggest mistake was accepting your ad.

And since according to the “parent company” of your blog, you are but an employee, I assume you pay your bills with the salary you receive, not ad revenue on a site that you don’t own. Your employer might want to rethink that.

Mark Knowles @ 3:29 am

Thanks for the input Mama’s child

I am sure my employer will be reading your suggestion and taking notes accordingly.

lil' gay boy @ 9:42 am

Why is it you just can’t gracefully admit you were wrong? No qualifications, no snarky comebacks; just a simple, “Oops! I’m sorry.”

Today was my first introduction to Luxury Property Blog. I am a loyal follower of Mama the Realestalker, but I came over here to see what all the fuss was about regarding the porn advertising. I already think what you did was in extremely poor taste, but we all make mistakes, and I decided not to completely write you off yet.

HOWEVER, in perusing the blog, now I see THIS posting regarding the worse YouTube advertisement for the property in Sri Lanka. You have the audacity to, in EXTREMELY poor taste, post an EXTREMELY offensive word to this posting. (N*****) Just because the rapper in the song used the offensive language, does not give your or anyone else license to repeat it. At least have the common decency to use *** marks.

This is strike 2, and I will NEVER visit your blog again. I will also be letting ALL of the loyal Mama fans know of our lack of decency, tact, and class. (And you know the children will NOT like that.)

http://blog.luxuryproperty.com/luxury-homes-in-sri-lanka-worst-youtube-real-estate-video/trackback/

July 21, 2008

Mark Knowles @ 12:35 am

UN-impressed.

That makes perfect sense. :)

Seriously though - I was vilifying that video - not promoting it. I did not write that song, nor did I add it to the video.

miz fairness-

I have responded to you on one of your other posts.

lil gay boy -

Snarky is my middle name.

As I stated on the other post - I will no longer be responding to these comments. I really do not have anything more to say on the subject and cannot see the point in continuing to fight over something that both Mama and I have moved on from.

UN-impressed...and utterly disgusted... @ 11:47 am

Mark,
Clearly there are plenty of times where people are going to use language that you do not believe in or support, and you are well within your rights to bring attention to it. But as I said before, it is in EXTREMELY poor taste to repeat the word and have it spelled out on the posting. I realize you are not from here, but in THIS country, we do not use that word. You need to remove it immediately.

By the way, I see that you removed my remarks on the original posting. Coward.

It’s not like it matters…you’ve made so many enemies w/ your lack of tact and ability to be discerning.

…Still unpressed…and now disgusted.

Mark Knowles @ 1:14 pm

:D

Unpressed and now disgusted - if it makes you feel better, I will change it - but now no one will possibly be able to discern what the word may be - and I risk them being aurally offended when they listen to find out what the mysterious word may be. Think of the hurt I will cause - and I blame you completely.

And I think you mean c*****? Where I come from and in many other places on the planet, calling some one a c***** is a mortal insult. :D

And yes - if you leave exactly the same comment in several places I will delete the superfluous ones. Especially as I thought you were NEVER coming back.

Not a man of your word then?

July 23, 2008

Carl Evans - I've never seen such children. @ 6:30 pm

All,

I’m an active reader of the RealEstalker and love my luxury real estate gossip. However, I could not belive my eyes when I came back to this post to see if anyone had returned my comment…

While I understand some of my fellow chilluns are upset, I’m also appalled by your behavior. Honestly…grow up! We must really be children after all…

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